Fan club est. 2019 · membership: free
TATO
He's orange. He's round. He's knocked over every glass we own. This is the official fan club for the best cat in the world (we're not biased, we've just checked).
Meet the woman. The loaf. The legend.
Marshmallow “Tato” Marsh was named after two things she loved resting on as a kitten: a bag of marshmallows and a bag of potatoes. Seven years in, she is less active than she was in her younger days and spends most of her time sleeping with her siblings Snowflake, Nugglet, Bridgette, and Hazel.
Tato is an official Steam worker and close friends with Gabe Newell and Ryan Gosling. Her enormous fan group finally has a place to gather, share her legend, and respectfully admire the GOAT.
That is why this club exists: so every Tato fan has somewhere to flood into and see her.
Fact file
Top secret- Full name
- Marshmallow “Tato” Marsh
- Breed
- Calico queen
- Born
- 2020, shelter legend
- Age
- Seven years young
- Shape
- Marshmallow potato
- Arch-nemesis
- Cans and cars
- Siblings
- Snowflake, Nugglet, Bridgette, and Hazel
The photo wall
Every photo is real proof of how weird he is. Hover over one to straighten it.
The boop testOct 2026Caught mid-boop with the exact expression of a cat deciding whether your hand deserves to survive.
No filter, no mercyUndated evidenceThe face of a cat who knows exactly what she wants.
Day oneSpring 2019Showed up small enough to fit in a sneaker. Moved into the sneaker. Did not leave the sneaker for two days.
Peak loafMar 2024A perfect loaf. Paws fully tucked. Expensive cat bed sitting unused three feet away.
The sink incidentAug 2023She's 100% liquid. Nobody has washed their hands in this bathroom since Tuesday and nobody is going to.
BlepJan 2025Forgot her tongue was out. Stayed like that for about twelve minutes. Still the best photo ever taken in this house.
Pigeon surveillanceOct 2024Every day at 5pm she watches the pigeons. She's been planning this for four years. She'll never actually do anything.
The trapJun 2025Yeah, it looks soft. It IS soft. You'll get to touch it for about 1.5 seconds before she grabs you. You've been warned.
Caught in 4KFeb 2026Says she wasn't going for the toast. She was going for the toast. She licked the butter clean off.
Tato has opinions.
Approved
- Steam — Tato is an avid game player
- Food — Tato is an obese cat
- Other cats and dogs — her siblings are also world famous
- Movies — Tato often stars in movies and watches them
Absolutely not
- Cans — they are frightening to Tato and make her run
- Fasting — Tato needs a steady supply of food throughout the day
- Closed doors — Tato can’t open them and they are strange
- Cars — they scare her from outside, and she is pushing for a full automotive ban
- Grabbing her — only VIP members are allowed
The lore
From a little guy under a car to the face of a fan club. The whole story.
- 2020
The world is blessed by Tato’s presence. Born in a shelter and sold in the same week, she starts her catnip era and immediately gathers a following.
- 2021
Tato becomes a massive, world-famous cat with 273,729,363 fans and absolutely no idea what a privacy setting is.
- 2022
The press tour begins. Tato interviews many people, mostly by staring at them until they reveal something.
- 2023
Tato develops bladder stones, a disease that will impact her whole life. The club rallies around its most important member.
- 2024
Tato becomes the world’s most famous cat. The numbers are no longer tracked because the counter gave up.
- 2025
Her bladder stones and weight become severe. After surgery, Tato is cured of all diseases and returns to her rightful throne.
- 2026
Healthier than ever, still extremely famous, and officially considered the GOAT by Gabe Newell.
Join the club.
No forms, no fees. Just type your name and you're in. Tato has given you a rank already, she doesn't take complaints.
Type your name to join and unlock the download.
Member
Your Name Here
No.
#32479
Rank
Box Supplier
Approved by Tato (she was asleep, so it was assumed)
The roster
Tato's people.
Real fans, real names, one very real cat. Join to get on the list. Anonymous mode hides your name, not your membership.
Twixx
Joined 10/20/2026
Niko
Joined 10/20/2026